ASSDAQ on Solana — mint 7Tx8qTXSakpfaSFjdztPGQ9n2uyT1eUkYz7gYxxopump — is a NASDAQ parody: the ticker for the "ass stock exchange" — crude-humor market satire. The October 6, 2026 snapshot reads $124 thousand across 5,640 holders.
Market-parody tickers (ASSDAQ, and its relatives mocking NYSE/NASDAQ) are a durable genre — the joke is the absurdity of a joke asset listed like a real one. ~$21 of cap per wallet is a dust file; ~$94 of daily volume on $38 thousand is a frozen book. Mint and freeze revoked; no site or handle.
The honest note: parody-of-finance tokens are commentary on the whole asset class — every holder is in on the joke that this is a NASDAQ for nothing. The genre's longevity comes from the joke never expiring; the liquidity's depth relative to the file is the only real positive — $34k under 5,640 holders is a pool that outlasted its wave.
Figures dated October 6, 2026; the live scan refreshes them.
Price and safety history of ASSDAQ
Every dated snapshot we hold for ASSDAQ — price, market structure and grade, as measured, with nothing interpolated between them.
Date
Price
Market cap
Liquidity
Holders
Grade
2026-10-17
$0.00009517
$95.16K
$31.19K
5,591
A
2026-10-16
$0.00009791
$97.89K
$31.99K
5,592
A
2026-10-15
$0.00009621
$96.19K
$30.38K
5,593
A
2026-10-14
$0.00009451
$94.49K
$31.24K
5,595
A
2026-10-13
$0.00009819
$98.17K
$32.14K
5,597
A
2026-10-12
$0.00009948
$99.46K
$32.35K
5,600
A
2026-10-11
$0.0001015
$101.52K
$33.59K
5,602
A
2026-10-10
$0.0000998
$99.79K
$33.07K
5,606
A
2026-10-09
$0.0001009
$100.89K
$32.89K
5,609
A
2026-10-08
$0.00009857
$98.55K
$33.15K
5,607
A
2026-10-07
$0.0001045
$104.52K
$34.36K
5,611
A
2026-10-06
$0.0001049
$104.93K
$35.46K
5,610
A
2026-10-05
$0.0001049
$104.89K
$35.09K
5,616
A
2026-10-04
$0.0001112
$111.19K
$36.45K
5,621
A
2026-10-03
$0.0001117
$111.72K
$36.45K
5,623
A
2026-10-02
$0.0001117
$111.66K
$35.93K
5,623
A
2026-10-01
$0.0001075
$107.50K
$35.53K
5,625
A
2026-09-30
$0.0001092
$109.14K
$35.54K
5,630
A
2026-09-29
$0.0001162
$116.21K
$37.00K
5,633
A
2026-09-28
$0.0001171
$117.12K
$37.08K
5,634
A
2026-09-27
$0.0001235
$123.46K
$38.74K
5,635
A
2026-09-26
$0.0001242
$124.16K
$38.27K
5,640
A
2026-09-25
$0.0001297
$129.64K
$39.38K
5,642
A
2026-09-24
$0.0001202
$120.13K
$37.05K
5,640
A
2026-09-23
$0.0001271
$127.03K
$37.68K
5,647
A
2026-09-22
$0.0001344
$134.42K
$39.43K
5,649
A
2026-09-21
$0.0001329
$132.84K
$39.52K
5,651
A
2026-09-20
$0.0001251
$125.07K
$36.86K
5,659
A
2026-09-19
$0.0001415
$141.49K
$39.36K
5,673
A
2026-09-18
$0.000148
$148.00K
$40.51K
5,672
A
2026-09-17
$0.0001277
$127.67K
$35.76K
5,677
A
2026-09-16
$0.0001182
$118.17K
$33.72K
5,680
A
2026-09-15
$0.0001183
$118.28K
$33.71K
5,682
A
2026-09-14
$0.0001299
$129.91K
$36.41K
5,684
A
2026-09-08
$0.0001596
$159.55K
$40.41K
5,716
A
Contract
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FAQ
Is ASSDAQ a safe token?
As of the 2026-09-26 snapshot, ASSDAQ scores 85/100 (grade A) on HostDeFi's on-chain read — based on renounced mint authority, renounced freeze authority, liquidity of $38.27K and 5,640 holders. That grades contract and market structure, not price direction — a clean read is not a guarantee, so re-scan before trading, since on-chain state can change.
Can you sell ASSDAQ, or is it a honeypot?
On Solana, the lever that can block a sale is the freeze authority, and ASSDAQ's is renounced as of 2026-09-26 — no one can freeze your balance to trap you in. With $38.27K of liquidity there's a pool to sell into, though how cleanly depends on your size against that depth.
Who holds most of ASSDAQ?
ASSDAQ has 5,640 holders as of 2026-09-26. A headline count doesn't reveal how much the largest wallets control, so read it with the concentration figure on this page — broad distribution is a good sign, a few wallets owning most of the supply is not.
Can ASSDAQ's supply be inflated?
No — the mint authority is renounced as of the 2026-09-26 snapshot, so no new supply can be created and the circulating figure is a ceiling.
What is the ASSDAQ contract address?
The ASSDAQ mint address on Solana is 7Tx8qTXSakpfaSFjdztPGQ9n2uyT1eUkYz7gYxxopump. Always verify a token by its contract address, not its name or ticker — scam clones copy tickers, but the address is unique.
Where can you buy ASSDAQ safely?
Run the live on-chain scan at the top of this page first; if ASSDAQ clears, you can swap it here directly. Whatever venue you use, match the contract address (7Tx8qTXSakpfaSFjdztPGQ9n2uyT1eUkYz7gYxxopump) exactly before trading — copying the ticker is how clone scams catch buyers, and the address is the one field they can't fake.
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